Scratch n' sniff

Hi! We are 'The boys'. We want to tell you of one way we make mom and dad crazy.

You see these little bottles of cologne? We use these for science experiments, but we also use it to make us smell good. Sometimes we even put it on before we go to bed, especially if the Tooth Fairy is coming for a visit.

We add some drops of cologne in this spray bottle. Then we spray all over the floor. It makes the floor slippery and wet. When we are done spraying the walls, floor and everything else, we spray our hair. It makes our hair smell really good.

Sometimes we forget to tell mom we have smelly water in the spray bottle and she will use it to spray her clothes when she irons. That's when we get in trouble.

But we're not finished there. We then spray some cologne on our brushes to brush the water out that we just sprayed on our hair.

Now we not only LOOK good, but we SMELL good too.

Wanna smell?

Smell me pleeeeeaase!

The boys got some small bottles of cologne in their stockings for Christmas. UB somehow managed to get all three bottles from his brothers. Every day he approaches either me or his daddy and says" smell me". Sometimes I'm hesitant to do that because he can throw some mean stink bombs. But by the smell in the air, I can verify that it is not a stink bomb. It is the smell of lots of cologne on. This boy puts it on in the morning, before he goes outside to play, when he comes inside from playing, before he eats, before and after a shower and before bed.

It will be a sad day in this house when there is no more cologne to put on.

But then this is the same little boy who wants to wear his pants this way. This had started as a small, tiny little hole. Some people pay big bucks to wear clothes like this. Not me, no way, I just give some clothes to UB and he does the decorating.

What more do you want from a 4 yr old? Smelling good and looking good!!!!