I'll be back later, after I feel better

Well, I'm back. Sort of.

I puked my brains out last night and can't seem to find them.

Of course, when I gave birth, they seemed to have shrunk.

So I'll be back when I find my brains.

But first I'm going back to bed. No, I'm going to do laundry, clean the kitchen, change the sheets.

But yes, bed first sounds like a good idea.

And no, I am not pregnant.