Thursday, March 27, 2008

Shall we go for a spare now?

No, my husband does not abuse me. He's actually a wonderful husband. He doesn't do dishes, but he's still wonderful.

That bruise, on my left elbow, and the matching bigger bruise, on my left hip bone, is the result of my 90 something pound dog using me as a bowling pin.

She wanted to go bowling, in the dark, saw me standing there and ran full speed ahead until I flew in the air and landed on the concrete walkway in front of my house. She ended up with a strike. Me, as you can see, ended up with something else.

Because of the pain on my left side, I was forced to sleep on my right side for 3 days and as a result of THAT, I had severe neck pain on my right side because I couldn't sleep on my left side.

All this because my wonderful guard dog wanted to go cow tipping and I wouldn't let her.


Kari said...

You are too kind to your dog! I'm sure I would have said some unkind words about her during this writing! I'm sorry about your bruises. If you look at the picture and don't know what it is, it looks like sand underneath and the sky is all different colors. I thought someone had painted something before I started reading what you wrote. LOL!

BARBB said...

OUCH! ..bad dog!