Thursday, November 8, 2007

Personal trainer for hire!

"Trust in God. Lean on your God!

Isaiah 50:10

The cows next door have been complaining of losing weight. They say that their personal trainer is working them like a dog. They say that they are not allowed to stand still for long periods of time. They even say that their babies are being told that they have too much baby fat.

Their owners have told them they are losing too much weight. They don't have enough meat on their bones for America to eat.

So the personal trainer has been fired and they are now on a high fat diet filled with grains, special fattening grass and what not.

Now there is a personal trainer that needs a job. Anyone need someone to make them work out like a dog?

She'd lick all your pounds away!!!

1 comment:

jill said...

So, is this cinnamon, or a dog they found that you are trying to give away?