Making smoothies with the boys

The boys were helping me make smoothies. They wanted to add the banana to the mix. I asked them if they had washed their hands.

AB looks at me sheepishly, puts his hands behind his back and says "No".

UB looks at me innocently, puts his hands in front of him and says, "I don't have to wash them yet mom, I haven't had to scratch the crack in my butt."

I sent them both away.