Things I never thought would come out of my mouth

Some things I'd never think I would say 'out loud' to my kids!

*"Don't kill your brother any more"
*"Only kill him when he tells you to"
*"Quit making your brother into something he doesn't want to"
*"Stop stealing your brother's guy"
*"work together so that you can get more money"
*"play nice or I'll kill you both"

Let me just clarify that this is NOT a murder/violent/gorry video game. It is lego star wars!